So Rebecca was looking at me and she saw a thing on my forehead. "What is that Papa Steve?"

Well, I haven't thought about or noticed anything on my forehead for years and said "Is there something on my forehead?"

And Sheila said "It has been there as long as I know you. Why don't you have the doctor cut it out?

Rebecca then ran into her room and came out with her plastic scissors...

Alas, Rebecca could not remove the thing from Papa Steve.